You Want LeBron to Stay in Cleveland, Mr. Prez? Sure You Do...

Terrific. It had been only a few hours since a politician or celebrity last shamelessly campaigned for LeBron  James to come and play in their NBA city next season. Now that President Obama is back to being a bullshitting politician and  pretending that he would like to see James stay in Cleveland...we can all rest easy.

Now go scrub some oil off a seagull in the Gulf or something. We're used to seeing our athletes flee this town as fast as they can for greener pastures. Trust me, they don't need your help.